Revenge – The Blonde Guy Joke
Blonde GUY joke
Three construction workers, one Italian, one Mexican, and one Blonde, were sitting on a steel girder having lunch on the 20th story of the high-rise building they were working on.
As the Italian opened his lunch pail he moaned “Oh no, my wife packed Spaghetti again, I hate Spaghetti. If I open my lunch tomorrow and there’s Spaghetti in it, seriously, I’ll probably jump right off this building.”
The Mexican opened his lunch and cried “No Way! Tacos again…I hate tacos. I’m with you brother, if there’s tacos again in my lunch tomorrow, I’m jumping.”
The Blonde guy opened his lunch and cried “Baloney sandwich again??? I hate baloney. I’m with you guys, if there’s even a trace of baloney again in my lunch tomorrow, I’m jumping too.”
The next day when the Italian opened his lunch and found Spaghetti, he immediately jumped to his death. Likewise when the Mexican found tacos in his lunch he followed his coworker to the hard pavement below. Then when the Blonde guy found baloney in his lunch, he jumped to his death as well.
A few days later at the wake for all three men, the Italian guy’s wife cried and said “If only I had known how much he hated Spaghetti, I would have packed something else." The Mexican’s wife said “Me too, if I had only known, I’d have given him enchiladas or something."
They both looked expectantly at the Blonde guy’s wife and she said:
“Don’t look at me….he makes his own lunch.”
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